Damn and blast! The captain's cabin is flooded with seawater! CURSE YOU MERCIFUL POSEIDON. Quartermaster Melissa McCue McGrath is going to take the helm while Paul mops up the brackish water that has corrupted his fine quarters.
Melissa McCue McGrath is a good friend, professional dog trainer, author and amazingly talented podcaster from Maine. Her podcast is called BewilderBeasts. Listen to it or WALK THE PLANK.